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		<title>it&#8217;s showtime</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One thing I said when we first started the business is that we would be focussing our marketing spend &#8220;below the line&#8221; and use direct communication and word of mouth to drive the business forward. Well that appears to be working &#8211; and we&#8217;re posting some fantastic growth figures (albeit off of a base that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One thing I said when we first started the business is that we would be focussing our marketing spend &#8220;below the line&#8221; and use direct communication and word of mouth to drive the business forward.</p>
<p>Well that appears to be working &#8211; and we&#8217;re posting some fantastic growth figures (albeit off of a base that wasn&#8217;t &#8216;woohoo&#8217; material to start with.  Hell next week alone we&#8217;ve got 400 people booked in across the 7 days to come and play paintball with us at <a href="http://www.tagpaintball.co.nz">TAG</a>.</p>
<p>And that&#8217;s good numbers on a New Zealand standard.</p>
<p>So we&#8217;ve decided to mix it up a little, and next year we will be exibiting at the <a href="http://www.armageddonexpo.com/nz/">Armageddon Expo</a> in Wellington.  It should be a bit of a laugh &#8211; we&#8217;re looking forward to it a lot &#8211; and the ideas of what we can do with our stand are flowing thick and fast.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try and post up a couple of times about what we&#8217;re doing in that space &#8211; but we&#8217;ve only got around 4 months to get it finalised.  The show is April 2/4 2010 &#8211; so book sometime out and see what&#8217;s happening.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>it&#8217;s a spy flick</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A weekend or so ago I was watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with the kids.  It&#8217;s a great classic movie, and I thought that the lads would like it.  They did &#8211; glad to see that it keeps entertaining the generations. But I noticed something now as an adult that I never noticed as a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A weekend or so ago I was watching <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062803/">Chitty Chitty Bang Bang</a> with the kids.  It&#8217;s a great classic movie, and I thought that the lads would like it.  They did &#8211; glad to see that it keeps entertaining the generations.</p>
<p>But I noticed something now as an adult that I never noticed as a kid.  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a spy flick &#8211; and more importantly it&#8217;s a James Bond spy flick.  Here is the proof:</p>
<ul>
<li>Written by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Fleming">Ian Fleming</a></li>
<li>Produced by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0110482/">Albert Brocoli</a></li>
<li>Has an evil German badguy &#8211; Baron Bomburst</li>
<li>Has <a onclick="(new Image()).src='/rg/castlist/position-17/images/b.gif?link=/name/nm0005155/';" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005155/">Desmond Llewelyn</a> in the movie &#8211; the original &#8216;Q&#8217; from the 007 flicks for those who don&#8217;t recognise the name.</li>
<li>Typical &#8216;Bond Girl&#8217; named heroine &#8211; <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0021111/">Truly Scrumptious</a></li>
<li>Gadgets galore &#8211; hell the car flies, floats and does all sorts of things in between.</li>
</ul>
<p>Now maybe I&#8217;m just a bit behind the times &#8211; but noticing all those things made me laugh.  It was, however, a bit hard to explain why I was laughing at the credits to the kids.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>twitter is evil</title>
		<link>http://www.whatever.net.nz/2009/08/50/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are a few webcomics that I read regularly.  Least I Could Do is one of them &#8211; it&#8217;s irreverent, laugh-out-loud funny that pokes fun at it&#8217;s self and the world around it with great regularity. And with the public focus on social networks such as twitter at the moment this one &#8211; in my [...]]]></description>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://leasticoulddo.com/"><img style="border: 0pt none;" title="Least I Could Do" src="http://leasticoulddo.com/comics/20090804.gif" alt="Twitter is Evil :)" width="500" height="168" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Twitter is Evil <img src='http://www.whatever.net.nz/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;">There are a few webcomics that I read regularly.  <a href="http://www.leasticoulddo.com">Least I Could Do</a> is one of them &#8211; it&#8217;s irreverent, laugh-out-loud funny that pokes fun at it&#8217;s self and the world around it with great regularity.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">And with the public focus on social networks such as <a href="http://www.twitter.com">twitter</a> at the moment this one &#8211; in my opinion &#8211; hits the nail on the head.  And you know what&#8217;s funny?  Both the writer (<a href="http://www.twitter.com/sohmer">@sohmer</a>) and the artist (<a href="http://twitter.com/lartist">@lartist</a>) are on twitter themselves <img src='http://www.whatever.net.nz/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here&#8217;s another one I liked:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20090803"><img class="aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none;" title="Least I Could Do" src="http://leasticoulddo.com/comics/20090803.gif" alt="" width="500" height="168" /></a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>mongolian death worm</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:40:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>martin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw this online today &#8211; and had to laugh out loud at the fools that would spend money hunting Mongolian Death Worms ARMED with explosives, two men are heading to Mongolia&#8217;s Gobi Desert to find the fabled acid-spitting and lightning-throwing Mongolian death worm. The worm has never been documented but some Mongolians are convinced it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Saw this online today &#8211; and had to laugh out loud at the fools that would spend money hunting Mongolian Death Worms</p>
<blockquote><p><strong style="display: block;">ARMED with explosives, two men are heading to Mongolia&#8217;s Gobi Desert to find the fabled acid-spitting and lightning-throwing Mongolian death worm.</strong></p>
<p>The worm has never been documented but some Mongolians are convinced it exists. They call it Allghoi Khorkhoi, or &#8220;intestine worm&#8221; because it resembles a cow&#8217;s intestine and is about 1.5m long.</p>
<p>The <a href="http://www.makli.com/mongolian-death-worm/">worm </a>apparently jumps out of the sand and kills people by spitting concentrated acid or shooting lightning from its rectum over long distances, NZPA reports.</p></blockquote>
<p>I would have kept laughing as well &#8211; except I then read it was a New Zealand journo heading over there to do it.</p>
<blockquote><p>New Zealand journalist David Farrier, who is organising the expedition, and cameraman Christie Douglas, leave this week to spend two weeks in the Gobi, trying to verify the worm&#8217;s existence and making a documentary about it.</p></blockquote>
<p>For the love of god man &#8211; have you no national pride? <img src='http://www.whatever.net.nz/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25874481-663,00.html">Original Linkage</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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